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Sherlock Hommos deconstructs Bush's Middle East trip

English (US)  January 14th, 2008 by admin ( Email )

"Tell me whom have you visited and then I shall tell you who you are!" -- a 21st Century Proverb by Sherlock Hommos, PhD.


First:
George went to visit Israel which is composed of two parts:
the stolen and the occupied. ..and which has two kind of inhabitants:
the colonising-settlers and the occupied-oppressed.

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Second:
George visited Kuwait , a private Enterprise owned by a Sunni Dynasty
established by Great Britain to rule on a Shia Majority and to divide
the original-oil-wealth of Iraq......
Even "Kuwait" is an Iraq-name derived from the city of Kut, in Iraq.

Third:
George visited Bahrain, a Kingdom not bigger than 55 football fields
serving as a Banking-Tax-heaven for the "you-know-who" and as a alcohol-intoxication-centre for the Saudi-middle-class. Not forgetting the services...as a US Naval Base for horny-sailors...

Fourth:
He went to the Emirates, a 1001 Nights Fairy Tale that came true, Princes with a Magic Oil Lamp, called Petrol, and endless dreams. The ruling class and the indigenous population are less than 10% of the actual inhabitants' total...even the policemen are imported-labour! A shrine and a fortress for Multinationals and Capitalism, and for Tax-Evasions and off-shore paradise. A recycling factory for international black money. And, of course, all the ruling Princes are, incidentally and accidentally, pro-West!

Fifth:
He took a trip to The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, an absolute-monarchy
established under the consent of Queen Victoria, without any parliament, without any constitution, and even without ever having any sort of elections. A country owned by a King...when Islam forbids any monarchy.

Conclusion:
George Bush has visited his friends in the Middle East.
George avoided Turkey and Egypt, either out of cowardliness or out of wisdom...but, anyhow, a clever move!

Sherlock Hommos
Travel Planning Expert.
14th of January 2008

http://frustratedarabdiary.blogspot.com

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